A girl can change her mind as many times as she likes, right? A week ago, when I wrote about my Half-Tone Lenormand and Altered Half-Tone Lenormand here, I thought I’d be happy enough with the end results of my experimentation with various Apps.
Not so, apparently. Since then, I’ve decided that the Half-Tone Lenormand is too squeaky clean for my own liking. Boring, even. So That deck will be shelved and won’t see the light of day. Vanilla is nice and has its place, but just not for me today, thanks.
The Altered Half-Tone Lenormand, on the other hand, I thought was not grunged up or aged enough. I wanted more wear and tear. I wanted Destruction. Yes, that was more of the effect I wanted. What happened next took on a life of its own.
The official story now goes like this:
Once upon a time there was a little girl who cut out images from newspapers. She glued these clippings to paper, then added some numbers and writing. She had an old deck of playing cards, and decided it would be fun to stick them to her paper too, one card for each newspaper clipping, like a collage.
After she had done all that, the little girl put her project away in a shoebox under her bed, and went out to play. By bedtime, she had forgotten all about her artwork. Such are the minds of little girls.
So the 36 collages that the little girl had made one afternoon languished in their shoebox under her bed for almost a year. Then one day, the little girl lost her sewing thimble under her bed. When she went to retrieve it, her hands drew out the shoebox, which of course she had completely forgotten.
When she opened the box, the little girl found that Time had not been kind to her projects. The glue had come off parts of her stuck on images. (That would happen quite often if you crammed A4-sized collages into a childsized shoebox). The little girl had quite a collection of colourful Washi tape, so she decided it would be a great idea to use them to tape her newspaper clippings back onto their backing paper. Alas, while she may have been creative, she was not the neatest of tapers. Nor did she think to use her scissors to cut the tape ends tidily.
The little girl’s cousin came to visit later that afternoon, so she decided that was a great opportunity to show off her artwork. The shoebox with the 36 papers was brought outside to the back porch, where the two girls sat on the swing admiring the collages.
Then it was time for dinner. Alas, the little girl was forgetful and left the 36 collages out on the porch swing when the two girls went indoors. Soon enough, a gust of wind picked up the papers and blew them all over the yard. Some landed under the newly watered rose bushes. Some ended up in muddy puddles. A few fetched up in the drain.
As usual, by the time dinner was over, the little girl and her cousin had quite forgotten about the 36 collages now lying scattered about the backyard. That night, there was a thunderstorm.
The next morning, the little girl’s mother noticed the collages outside, and gathered them up. She was about to throw the sodden pieces of paper away, most of them were by now torn around the edges. But the little girl saw and then remembered how much pleasure she had gotten from sharing them with her cousin, and implored her mother to save them, please.
So the little girl’s mother used her hair dryer on the papers to try to dry them. But that only made them curl up round the edges. She then used her clothes iron to iron them flat again. But that left singe marks on some of the paper.
Finally, the little girl’s mother sat her down and told her that the only way to salvage her artwork would be to scan them and save them to her computer, and then have them printed out on fresh new paper. That was the only way to preserve the newspaper cuttings, Washi tape, numbers and letters and playing card inserts. The little girl agreed, and asked if her mother could then perhaps shrink the artwork to the size of playing cards, so she could play with them the next time her cousin came to visit.
And so the Mongrel Lenormand was born.
True story, that. Well, not really. Just much more interesting when told that way ;). I actually redid most of the Altered Half-Tone Lenormand deck, as I wasn’t satisfied with the placement of the numbers and text, and also some of the images didn’t quite gel with me so I changed them. By the time I’d added more grunge and torn paper effects, it had turned into a different deck altogether. Hence the name the “Mongrel Lenormand”.
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